Never go thru a haunted house 20 times because that’s where your friends work and you’re just wasting a Friday night because you enjoy the energy of haunted houses n the feeling around them. You will feel alone, you will see that you do not have friends, they are busy but man going thru the same house to see three friends n looking down at your phone to see no messages or notifications it gets to you
You know we’re in the dark timeline when Stephenie Meyer has minded her own damned business for years and J.K. Rowling keeps tumbling down the metaphorical steps of murdering her own universe and personal character in the public eye for everyone to see.
Like, if in 2008 you had told me Stephenie Meyer would quietly retire and stay in her lane instead of continuing to write weird Mormon fantasy with nothing but white characters and J.K. Rowling would be on Twitter spouting some shit like “THE GOBLET OF FIRE WAS ACTUALLY ONCE A TRANS WOMAN, I’VE BEEN SITTING ON THIS SINCE 1986!” I’d say you were a fucking liar.
henry the fuckin baby boomer that left school at 13 to go work in a mill and bought a house for a can of soda and a firm pat on the ass in 1979 just got his dick ripped off by a komodo dragon and i for one, could not be happier
i have zero recollection of posting this but this is officially my mood for 2018
